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Yesterday, a teacher at my daughter’s preschool told me that she saw two boys and a girl spinning the knobs of a play oven. Boy #1 says: “I’m a pilot! I’m flying a plane.’ Boy #2 says: “Me too!” The girl is quiet, so the teacher says to her: “What about you, are you a pilot?” The 3 year old girl replies: “I can’t be a pilot. I’m a pilot’s wife.”

So what do you think has happened in this little girl’s short life to make her believe it’s more likely that she would be a pilot’s wife than a pilot?

‘I’m not a pilot, I’m a pilot’s wife,’ says 3 yr old girl - reelgirl.com  (via boysncroptops)

(Source: radical-bias, via yohancabaye)

Today is the day my best friend leaves to college and it sucks cause I couldn't even say goodbye to her. The whole week I've been completely busy and I couldn't even visit her. I feel like complete shit. But to my best friend good luck and one day I'll go visit you at your doom. No worries sister I'll go. But first I need a car.

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

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fionaohanlon:

A year ago my friends and I adventured into this specific abandoned house for the first time and this was written by the entrance.

fionaohanlon:

A year ago my friends and I adventured into this specific abandoned house for the first time and this was written by the entrance.

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vincecarters:

i just walked into the kitchen where my mom was making scorpion pepper sauce and i think i just died

We will be remembered.

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methimatics:

me at school

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